Btw, did you know that Reid's TARP gave away $2.7 BILLION to the British rum industry? That's roughly 60% more than the whole state of NevaDUH received in the whole freakin' "stimulus". No, Reid didn't bother to read the stimulus; too busy raising money for himself.
I'm wondering if we should have a lottery to determine the date when the Jackson kid is going to get buried so the world can get back to business. Right now they are making too much money to even consider sticking him in the ground and returning the news outlets back to the business of news.
Speaking of "kids", will hanging out in Reno become a crime? "Believe It Or Not" participating in extracurricular activities in Douglas County could be a crime under the policy rammed through by President Trigg. The "policy" of drug testing 24/7/365 only applies to kids who try to do something for their school while the real druggies go untested. The ACLU is likely to step in and cost the Douglas County School District millions it doesn't have so Trigg has something to run for Congress on.
Speaking of another who won't be missed, I saw on CNN where he was hit in the head with a flying suitcase when the plane he was on blew a tire upon landing. Pitch that, dude! Now if we can just get rid of Patrick Thomas, Founder of Taxmasters and the punk that sings for a free credit report, we'll get some other obnoxious person to insult our intelligence and pitch something we don't need.
KNUCKLE BUMP OF THE DAY to (gasp!) John Boehner for mastering a four-letter word educated people have learned to exclude from their vocabulary. You'll go far like this, John. Also a four-letter word.
KNUCKLEDRAGGER There's a special place waiting for you, Chainey - and you're not going to need a warm parka to go there....
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I liked Billy Mays. He knew how to poke fun at his image.
The ESPN spots in this collection are damn funny.
I s'pose he's just another in a long line of snake-oil salesmen which keeps evolving - a sign the species is alive and doing well. Same can be said about politicos as well...I s'pose. The bottom line probably is if his products lived up to his hype.
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