"Beels? We Don't Need to Reid No Steenking Beels!"

That $1 trillion "stimulus" bill that Reid rammed through in Feb.? He never read it. This health care reform which will most likely be the most far-reaching social change in this generation? Reid won't bother to read that either.... So much for the Founding Fathers idea of Advice and Consent; evidently Reid just doesn't believe in that part of our Constitution.

Now...for some quickies from around the outer solar system. Oh yeah; I forgot! That's us!

That Michael Jackson worldwide "Come Back" tour? Won't. Seems something snafued in a new death-defying dance routine. For one, I fail to miss what he contributed to humanity abd society and general that rates higher than Gov. Sanford....

Gov. Sanford's affair? Blame it on Obama.

The meaning of the next census? More Japanese internment.

What's wrong with the Infidelity Club? It's discriminatory.

KNUCKLE BUMP OF THE DAY goes to Pres O who will veto the "When Pigs Fly F-22".

KNUCKLEDRAGGER OF THE DAY AWARD Some crackpot actually said:

"...passage of clean energy bill will be as tragic as the death of Michael Jackson."

Everybody out there now can make that sound like Lurch of the Addams family. Obviously Lurch was smarter than even this.